Syracuse Defeats Mighty UNC Despite Refs Bias

A thrilling second round NCAA tournament game has just ended between two traditional powerhouses. Syracuse has emerged victorious against the University of North Carolina. Lead by James Southerland's 15 point explosion, 'Cuse was able to overcome a number of shabby calls by the UNC loving officials. Fan at the arena stupidly booed when a correct lane violation was called. Perhaps the cries of the Pittsburgh fans influenced the referees into making poor decisions. Whatever the case was, 'Cuse was abe to fight through and win. Best of luck to them in the 3rd round.

Cee Lo Green To Star In Mad Men Season 5

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SOPA Returns In Your Kitchen

The controversial bill to curb your internet freedom has returned....only this time its targeting your EZ-Bake oven instead of your computer. According the Washington insiders at wikipedia.com. Congress is set to pass a new version of SOPA that prevents you from cooking copyright protected recipes in your home. Violators are subject to severe penalties including stern letters and fist shaking. More on this story later this week.

Fabio to star in Back to the Future Prequel

According to inside sources, Italian model Fabio Lanzoni will star in an upcoming Back to the Future prequesl, set in the year 2020. According to director Wes Anderson, the film will deal with issues such as racial sensitivity and the collapsing global economy. Fictional rock band "Love Fist" is rumored to be composing the soundtrack. More on this story as it breaks.

Male Pattern Baldness Cured

According to a scientist, a new cure is soon to be released for male pattern baldness. An inside source of mine has revealed the ingredients in the soon to be released pill:

2 oz. spoiled mayonaise

4 phoenix feathers

50 mgs Zolpidem

2 Tbls. bleach

2 Tbls ammonia

 

Feel free to make this mixture at home to save a few buck. Make sure you take on an empty stomach. Stay sexy guys!

 

Kony Funded by NAMBLA

According to documents obtained by POFPN, the viral documentary KONY was funded by the North American Man Boy Love Association in order to draw attention away from their campaign to drop the age of consent to 12. More on this later as the story breaks.

Famous Actress Sex Tape Scandel

The latest celebrity to have their sex tapes leaked on the internet? A video of actress/author Sasha Grey and her former husband Newton "Newt" Gingrich have been mavin the rounds on the internet since this morning when a tape appeared of the two engaging in sexual intercourse. The 5 minute clip feature Sasha and Newt in the pile driver position.

 

While it is shocking to see Sasha deviating from her family friendly public persona, perhaps the most surprising thing about the video is Newt and his physique. If his face wasn't in the picture he could easily be mistaken for a pro athlete or a juice head from New Jersey. Sasha, best known for her role in 2003's "Bend it like Beckam" is expected to lose many sponsors over this incident. Already ABC Family has canceled plans for an upcoming show featuring Grey and her her tour to promote her latest book have been called off. Meanwhile, Newt has been the subject of much slut shaming by fellow Republicans. This is clearly a blow to his campaign that he didn't need. Both stars refused to respond to comments. More on this story as it breaks.