POFPN: Greeting Bat Boy! It's so great to finally get a chance to talk to you!
Bat Boy: (SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHH)
POFPN: Excuse me?
BB: I'm sorry, I had something in my throat, it's a pleasure to be here.
POFPN: I know you only have a short time to talk but can you give us some back story on yourself?
BB: Well as most of you already know I'm part boy part bat. My mother was a bat but since she can't speak English she can't tell me who my father is.
POFPN: Where did you grow up?
BB: A cave. I spent my younger days engaging in traditional bat past times, like hanging in a belfry and flying in peoples hair. But eventually I noticed I wasn't like other bats.
POFPN: How so?
BB: I was a bat-boy.
POFPN: How did it feel growing up not looking like everyone else around you.
BB: It was unpleasant. To humans, I'm this mega celebrity. Bu in the bat community they act like I'm some sort of jackass. I've been on the cover of World Weekly News for Christs sake.
POFPN: Speaking of WWN, they recently photographed you fleeing from police in a failed attempt to elude them. According to the LAPD, your blood alcohol content was three times the legal limit for a bat. Do you have a problem with alcohol?
BB: No absolutely not. That bitch who tried to pull me over was such a sugar tits. The Jew run media doesn't like my views. Fuck 'em.
POFPN: Well it was great getting your side of the story Bat Boy, do you have any parting thoughts to our readers?
BB: Don't ever share popcorn with a bat, they rarely brush their teeth.
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